On Thursday I followed Max to the health center. He had been passing bloody stools for a few days and I was concerned about his well being. While digging through his trash I overheard him telling Amy that he had an appointment that day, so I posed as an orthopedist as to better access his medical records. To my relief his records said that he was just having trouble digesting something. I called into Amy's sex show to tell them that I was there for them, regardless of what the courts said. Amy told me never to call this number again. I shouldn't have called her cell phone, next time I'll try calling the station directly.
Isn't it embarrassing when you get caught stealing Max's medical records?