Friday, January 25, 2008

Re: "medic!"

I too am embarrassed when I go to the doctor and he calls me a pussy.  Once I went to get tested for hepatitis B after spending a weekend with Ross in TJ.  The doctor took a swab and said, "You have chlamydia you fucking pussy."  Ever since then I never went back to the doctor, or TJ.  Ross still hasn't gone to the doctor, but every once and a while I hear him screaming while he pees.

On Thursday I followed Max to the health center.  He had been passing bloody stools for a few days and I was concerned about his well being.  While digging through his trash I overheard him telling Amy that he had an appointment that day, so I posed as an orthopedist as to better access his medical records.  To my relief his records said that he was just having trouble digesting something.  I called into Amy's sex show to tell them that I was there for them, regardless of what the courts said.  Amy told me never to call this number again.  I shouldn't have called her cell phone, next time I'll try calling the station directly.

Isn't it embarrassing when you get caught stealing Max's medical records?

     

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

BLOG 1:

It's a real relief to find someone else that cares as much as I do. M, your blog is not only a guilty pleasure, but truly an important and ambitious endeavor. Your outlook on the life of Hurwitz is addictive. I find myself reading and re-reading your insightful and charmingly vulnerable reactions, and more often than not... I wonder.

And now, I wait. I look forward to your experiences.

Happy hunting,

Jeff