On Thursday I followed Max to the health center. He had been passing bloody stools for a few days and I was concerned about his well being. While digging through his trash I overheard him telling Amy that he had an appointment that day, so I posed as an orthopedist as to better access his medical records. To my relief his records said that he was just having trouble digesting something. I called into Amy's sex show to tell them that I was there for them, regardless of what the courts said. Amy told me never to call this number again. I shouldn't have called her cell phone, next time I'll try calling the station directly.
Isn't it embarrassing when you get caught stealing Max's medical records?
1 comment:
BLOG 1:
It's a real relief to find someone else that cares as much as I do. M, your blog is not only a guilty pleasure, but truly an important and ambitious endeavor. Your outlook on the life of Hurwitz is addictive. I find myself reading and re-reading your insightful and charmingly vulnerable reactions, and more often than not... I wonder.
And now, I wait. I look forward to your experiences.
Happy hunting,
Jeff
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